Given the suspense and drama of last year’s bike porn contest, I've decided it should be a yearly event. And let's face it, it's the raison d'etre of this blog.
FAQ
What is bike porn?
You’ll know it when you see it.
How do I participate?
Email up to three photos to freewheeling_spirit@yahoo.com by Saturday, June 21. All 3 photos must have your bike in it. Yes, it has to be your bike. Feel free to include some info about the bike/photos.
Are there different categories?
Glad you asked. There are two categories: Best picture (self-explanatory) and best complete submission (your 3 photos + text).
How do you determine the winner?
Unlike some blogs (*cough* Drunken Housewife *cough*), we believe in the democratic process here at Freewheeling Spirit. Therefore, I will post the pictures and all non-anonymous commenters may cast one vote for best picture and one vote for best complete submission.
Any suggestions on how to win?
Be creative. You can see last year’s winners here.
Should I appear naked with my bike?
That’s up to you, but IMHO it’s not a good idea unless you’re hot and female.
Are there prizes?
Yes! This year I'm awarding priceless Metrobus tokens to the winners.
I don’t care about your stupid contest; I’m only here because I googled “bike” and “porn.”
Try the Bike Porn Tour blog. They claim their bike porn film is graphic.
Good luck.
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8 comments:
Um.
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Yeah.
I think you already won your OWN bike porn contest with that picture. WOWZA!
Um.
Um.
Yeah.
I think you already won your OWN bike porn contest with that picture. WOWZA!
PI, it's a great pic, but it doesn't comport with the contest rules (it's not my bike).
I don't mean to brag, but I'm so winning this year's contest it isn't even funny...
I haven't noticed the readers writing my blog for me lately, and therefore I am the Empress of that particular tiny empire. No apologies, baby.
Hammer: Can't wait to see what you got.
DH: As you wish, your excellency.
Wow! I bought my roadbike from Cycles Laurent in Paris, and they definitely did NOT have this image around the shop!
Damn, I had no idea anyone was making LOOK clipless heels, how freakin' fashionable (and scary for the foot health).
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