For Best Bike Porn Series, the winner is KMAX.
"The other night I had a party and invited all my hottest friends..."
Commenters called KMAX "HOT," a "Sexy Sexin," "depraved," and "not right." Well done, KMAX, and congratulations.
The competition for Best Bike Porn Picture was fierce. There seemed to be some commenters voting for more than one picture. I therefore called in an independent auditor - the one and only Drunken Housewife - to help me determine the winner.
Her report: I'd call it 4A in a squeaker, with 2B and 2C close behind tying for second. If you did a tie-breaker, I'd put 4A in the yellow jersey.
Thus, the winner is Jim from Planetary Gears for this picture:
That is a beauty, Jim. Definitely centerfold material.
Munky, you're the runner-up with pics 2A and 2C.
To the winners: Originally I said that, as a prize, you could post whatever you want on my blog. However, given that all three of you have excellent blogs of your own, I offer you this alternative prize: Washington, DC bike maps. Just email me your mailing address, and I'll send you your prize.
Contestants, thank you all for participating. I loved the creativity and the varied interpretations of "bike porn." Blogging has never been so fun or easy.
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Wow everyone, I don't know what to say! I guess first of all I'd like to thank all of my fans and competitors. Thank you for not being as "not right" and "depraved" as myself and actually submiting tasteful bike porn!
:)
Sorry for the late vote [insert usual excuses], but if I were on time, I would have had to vote for KMAX.
Hair and mud? I don't care if you like it, it's just not for me. Same deal with chains - broken or otherwise. An erect water bottle? I don't care if it's a hybrid, I just don't swing that way. (In truth, I don't swing at all.)
What can I say about Jim's entries? They remind me of an earlier more innocent time. Long walks, romps in the grass - lovely. I've been there and loved it.
I was ready to give him my vote until he dropped in the handlebar job. Now that brings back chillingly bad memories - absolutely beautiful and elegant and something I was proud to be seen with, but . . . well, wrapped too tight to be anything but the product of a psychosis. And, ultimately, not worth the effort.
Which brings me to KMAX and the vicarious pleasure of an experience I've never had. And would never think of making public, if I had. (The only time I had three "friends" in bed with me, I was reading them Harry Potter.) And, there's KMAX with an Asian, a straight gauge but stiff American (curious how much fun they can be with a beer tucked in them), and another one just watching. (The watcher looks partly shocked but look at those knobs.) I have never ever needed a helmet either.
So, for sheer desperation and prurience, my vote would have had to go to KMAX.
KMAX - Your victory was well-deserved. Brilliant and creative. And yeah, "not right."
theboy - You've made up for your tardiness with your insightful (and hilarious) analysis.
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